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The Captain And The Lady/One If By Land/ Centerfold
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49M FEB 11, 1978 TV-PG
S1 E18: The cruise ship crew are on their best behavior for a secret inspector, while a loving couple harbor a sad secret. Then, two gal pals find they get very different attention from the men on board.