Season 3
Episode Guide
To Salve and to Salve Not/No Pants Today
S3
E1
Stimpy cannot evade the constant harrying from the Salve Salesman. He gives in and buys all the Salve for its many uses. Stimpy notices that he is naked and gets embarrassed.
Ren's Pecs/An Abe Divided
S3
E2
Ren wants to get huge pectoral muscles but he has no fat on his skinny body for the transplant. Ren and Stimpy try to get an honest day's pay as security guards for the Lincoln Memorial.
Jimminy Lummox/Bass Master
S3
E3
Stimpy tries to remedy Ren's nasty behavior by introducing him to his conscience. Ace Fisherman Ren Hoek takes us on a fishing trip in search of the Foul Mouth Bass and Stimpy ends up making friends will all the fish.
Ren's Retirement
S3
E4
Ren's feeling fine on his 10th birthday until Stimpy reminds him that he's 70 years old in "dog years". Ren prepares for death with a will, a fake funeral, and the search for the perfect coffin.
Jerry the Belly Button Elf/Road Apples
S3
E5
Stimpy falls in love with his wonderful belly button and all the fantastic noises it makes. Looking for a ride, Ren poses as road kill and gets picked up by an RV.
The Scotsman
S3
E6
This great star of a kiddy TV show is quickly overshadowed by the new cult hit The Ren & Stimpy Show. The Scotsman kidnaps Ren & Stimpy in a rage.