Episode Guide
Season 1
Episode Guide
Late for Breakfast/Bummer Jobs
S1
E1
Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast. Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
Pat-a-thon/Lost in Couch
S1
E2
Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails who can't dance. Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
Stair Wars/Enemies à la Mode
S1
E3
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict. The members of the Star family each confront their own absurd rivalries.
Squidina's Little Helper/I Smell a Pat
S1
E4
Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job. The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
Terror at 20,000 Leagues
S1
E5
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
Gas Station Vacation/Bunny the Barbarian
S1
E6
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort. Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
The Yard Sale
S1
E7
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
The Haunting of Star House/Who's a Big Boy?
S1
E8
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for. Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
Just in Time for Christmas/Klopnodian Heritage Festival
S1
E9
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family. The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
To Dad and Back/Survivoring
S1
E10
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works. Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
X Marks the Pot/Patrick's Alley
S1
E11
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it. The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
Nitwit Neighborhood News/Mid-Season Finale
S1
E12
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom. The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
The Uncredible Journey/Host-a-Palooza
S1
E13
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake. Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
Backpay Payback/House Hunting
S1
E14
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil. The Star family house runs away from home.
Pearl Wants to Be a Star/Super Sitters
S1
E15
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show. Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
Shrinking Stars/FitzPatrick
S1
E16
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller. Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
The Drooling Fool/Patrick's Got A Zoo Loose
S1
E17
Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth. A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
The Patterfly Effect/A Space Affair to Remember
S1
E18
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum. While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
Home Ecch!/Fun and Done!
S1
E19
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class. Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
The Lil' Patscals/The Pre-Historic Patrick Star Show
S1
E20
Patrick learns what GrandPat's childhood was like. Cave Pat hosts a show with his cave family.
The Patrick Show Sells Out/Neptune's Ball
S1
E21
The Patrick Show gets competing sponsors. The star family visits King Neptune's palace.
Dad's Stache Stash/A Root Galoot
S1
E22
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection. The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
The Starry Awards/Blorpsgiving
S1
E23
Patrick hosts an award ceremony. Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
Stuntin'/Olly Olly Organ Free
S1
E24
Patrick gets a stunt double. Patrick's organs leave his body in protest.
Which Witch is Which?/Get Off My Lawnie
S1
E25
Bunny's mother visits from the old country. Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
Bubble Bass Reviews/Patrick's Prison Pals
S1
E26
Bubble Bass reviews The Patrick Show. Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid To Work Day".