Season 1
Episode Guide
First Day/Lockers
S1
E1
Ned helps us survive the first day of school with tips from his guide./Ned deals with a smelly locker neighbor.
Bathrooms/Project Partners
S1
E2
Moze discovers that Ned has a secret admirer./Moze chooses hottie Seth Powers as her project partner in spite of Ned's tips.
Teachers/Detention
S1
E3
Ned deals with evil teacher Mr. Sweeney./Cookie turns bad boy when a paper airplane propels Ned, Moze and him to detention.
Seating/Tryouts
S1
E4
Ned devises a plan to sit at the "cool table" in the lunchroom./Ned worries he'll fall short at basketball tryouts while Moze is head and shoulders above her competition.
Crushes/Dances
S1
E5
Ned explains tips for dealing with a crush./Ned tells Moze his plan to dance with Suzie Crabgrass.
Sick Days/Spelling Bees
S1
E6
Ned must avoid getting sick when he finds out special guest Matt Hoffman is going to visit school./Ned helps Cookie try to beat rivals in a spelling bee.
Rumors/Photo Days
S1
E7
A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating./Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo.
Elections/Talent Show
S1
E8
Elections: Ned is drafted into the student body election./Talent Show: Ned, Moze, and Cookie blow out the "Talentpalooza."
Computer Labs/Backpacks
S1
E9
Cookie becomes more man than machine when his computer breaks down./Ned's old backpack is falling apart, Moze falls apart when her diary is lost. Cookie gets in a sticky situation.
Notes/Best Friends
S1
E10
Ned is busted handing notes in Sweeney's class. Cookie uses forged notes to get out of work./ Ned and Cookie's friendship is threatened when Cookie joins the Killer Bees.
Daydreaming/Gym
S1
E11
Ned daydreams for an answer and gets help from Cookie, Moze and some "Fairly Odd" friends. Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class. Cookie thinks gym is no sweat.
Cheaters/Bullies
S1
E12
Moze catches Bitsy cheating. Ned comes face to face with a test. Cookie learns the naked truth about cheating. Ned and Cookie go crazy when Loomer bullies them.
Emergency Drills/The Late Bus
S1
E13
Earthquake, tornado and fire drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out. Ned gives Loomer a "Ned makeover" while Cookie takes a group on an after school tour. Moze may have found a new best friend.