Season 1

Episode Guide

First Day/Lockers

S1 E1
Sep 12, 2004
Ned helps us survive the first day of school with tips from his guide./Ned deals with a smelly locker neighbor.

Bathrooms/Project Partners

S1 E2
Sep 19, 2004
Moze discovers that Ned has a secret admirer./Moze chooses hottie Seth Powers as her project partner in spite of Ned's tips.

Teachers/Detention

S1 E3
Sep 26, 2004
Ned deals with evil teacher Mr. Sweeney./Cookie turns bad boy when a paper airplane propels Ned, Moze and him to detention.

Seating/Tryouts

S1 E4
Oct 3, 2004
Ned devises a plan to sit at the "cool table" in the lunchroom./Ned worries he'll fall short at basketball tryouts while Moze is head and shoulders above her competition.

Crushes/Dances

S1 E5
Oct 10, 2004
Ned explains tips for dealing with a crush./Ned tells Moze his plan to dance with Suzie Crabgrass.

Sick Days/Spelling Bees

S1 E6
Oct 17, 2004
Ned must avoid getting sick when he finds out special guest Matt Hoffman is going to visit school./Ned helps Cookie try to beat rivals in a spelling bee.

Rumors/Photo Days

S1 E7
Nov 7, 2004
A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating./Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo.

Elections/Talent Show

S1 E8
Nov 28, 2004
Elections: Ned is drafted into the student body election./Talent Show: Ned, Moze, and Cookie blow out the "Talentpalooza."

Computer Labs/Backpacks

S1 E9
Jan 2, 2005
Cookie becomes more man than machine when his computer breaks down./Ned's old backpack is falling apart, Moze falls apart when her diary is lost. Cookie gets in a sticky situation.

Notes/Best Friends

S1 E10
Jan 9, 2005
Ned is busted handing notes in Sweeney's class. Cookie uses forged notes to get out of work./ Ned and Cookie's friendship is threatened when Cookie joins the Killer Bees.

Daydreaming/Gym

S1 E11
Feb 5, 2005
Ned daydreams for an answer and gets help from Cookie, Moze and some "Fairly Odd" friends. Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class. Cookie thinks gym is no sweat.

Cheaters/Bullies

S1 E12
Feb 12, 2005
Moze catches Bitsy cheating. Ned comes face to face with a test. Cookie learns the naked truth about cheating. Ned and Cookie go crazy when Loomer bullies them.

Emergency Drills/The Late Bus

S1 E13
Feb 19, 2005
Earthquake, tornado and fire drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out. Ned gives Loomer a "Ned makeover" while Cookie takes a group on an after school tour. Moze may have found a new best friend.