Season 3

Episode Guide

Turtle on Its Back

S3 E1
Jon heads to Bourbon Street to help the owner of Turtle Bay figure out how to make his bar stand out in one of the most popular drinking districts in the world.

Rock 'n' Roaches

S3 E2
A roach infestation is just one of many problems Jon must face in order to save Headhunters, a fetish-themed tiki bar and music venue in Austin, Texas.

Bro's Got to Geaux!

S3 E3
TJ Quills has a troublesome reputation for serving minors, which can only be resolved if Jon is able to convince the owner to give up his frat boy ways.

Tears for Beers

S3 E4
A bar and a marriage are on the line as Jon helps owners Tim and Sara save The Brixton, which is rapidly driving the couple into debt.

Empty Pockets

S3 E5
When tasked with rescuing an immigrant-owned pool hall in Denver, Jon finds the biggest obstacle is the owner's pride.

Jon T, He Don't Like It

S3 E6
Jon must help the owner of The Kasbah in Aurora, CO, find a less rowdy clientele if he's going to save the once-thriving urban hot spot.

In a Pinch

S3 E7
Jon is brought in to help save a bar whose controversial lobster-tank claw-machine "game" drew protests from animal rights activists, which in turn drove away customers.

Karaoke Katastrophe

S3 E8
A hostile chef and a lascivious owner complicate Jon's efforts to save Dimples, America's oldest karaoke bar.

A Horse Walks Into a Bar

S3 E9
Owners Scott and Donna face foreclosure if Jon is unable to rescue Kid Chilleen's Badass BBQ by evicting the bar's equine and biker visitors.

Don't Judge a Booze by Its Bottle

S3 E11
Jon faces a real challenge with Cashmere Nightclub in North Carolina, where the wild manager thinks it's OK to sell cheap booze from pricey bottles.

Two Flew Over The Handlebars

S3 E12
Sisters Betsy and Stephanie spend most of their time at work tossing back shots, and it's up to Jon to keep these two from running their biker bar into a ditch.

There's No Crying in the Bar Business

S3 E13
Jon must restore trust between owners and curb rampant theft among employees to save Barlow's, a failing Georgia sports bar.

Play. Some. Janet. Jackson!

S3 E14
Jon must correct the behavior of a drunk and verbally abusive owner if he's going to save the historic Gipsy, Las Vegas's first gay nightclub.

Characters Assassination

S3 E15
Jon must help a Yankee family learn to do business in the South if he hopes to save the poorly themed Characters Quarters in North Carolina.

Corking the Hole

S3 E16
A juvenile name and bad reputation threaten the Fort Bragg-adjacent bar Cliques, and Jon will have to put the staff through bar boot camp to save it.

A Bar Full of Bull

S3 E17
If Jon can't resurrect the menu and whip the staff into shape, then the coastal Massachusetts establishment Libads Bar & Grill will be lost at sea.

Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas

S3 E18
Chefs and best friends Christ and Mitch decided to open The Hammer in Las Vegas to cater to locals, but then a case of pneumonia caused everything to fall apart.

Barely Above Water

S3 E19
The owners of Marley's on the Beach may lose their business and their marriage if Jon can't reverse the financial strain put on them by the failings of their bar.

Crappy Cantina

S3 E20
Jon steps in to help two brothers whose ill-conceived idea for a death-metal concert bar has drained their parents' retirement fund.

Jon of the Dead

S3 E21
Jon needs to change the attitude of a crass bartender and tweak the grisly decor if he hopes to save the Las Vegas goth bar The Underworld.

Grandpa Got Run Over By His Grandkids

S3 E22
Vegas bar Kerry's was meant as a gift from a grandpa to his family, but the grandkids' mismanagement threatens to squander everything.

Hurricane Jon Vs. Hurricane Sandy

S3 E23
After the Bungalow Bar in Rockaway, NY, was ravaged by Hurricane Sandy, Jon helps the owner rebuild in time for summer beach season.

Drunk & Dirty Dolls

S3 E24
After a near-fatal heart attack, Artie, the owner of Alibi in Las Vegas, lost his zeal for the work, and it's up to Jon to help him get it back.

Empty Bottles Full Cans

S3 E25
Jon challenges the owner of a beer-only bar being undercut by a BYOB liquor policy to harness her "redneck ingenuity" in order to save her business.

Hole in None

S3 E26
Jon helps bring a golf-themed establishment up to par by getting rid of the grime and reassessing the staff.

Brawlin' Babes

S3 E27
Despite initial success, the owner of Longshots lost control of his feuding bar staff and may soon lose his house if Jon can't turn things around.

Twin vs. Twin

S3 E28
Jon must get identical twins with identical egos to see eye-to-eye if they are to curb a dangerous over-pouring problem and save RG's Lounge in Kansas City, MO.

Hostile Takeover

S3 E29
Jon looks to re-establish a sense of unity at O'Banion's in Nebraska, where a binge-drinking owner has been usurped in a hostile takeover by his partners.

Critters and Quitters

S3 E30
A raccoon infestation is only the most extreme on a long list of problems plaguing KC's Bar & Grill and its checked-out owner.

Punch-Drunk & Trailer-Trashed

S3 E31
The dysfunctional owners of the O Face Bar are so inexperienced and chaotic Jon doesn't even know if he wants to save their business.

Scoreboard to Death

S3 E32
Maria Menounos helps Jon scope out a bar whose owner sits around as her husband does all the work and her dad picks up the bill.

Grow Some Meatballs!

S3 E33
Ever since extended family members were put on the payroll at The Tailgate in Santa Clarita, CA, business has taken a nosedive.

Taxed Out in Texas

S3 E34
Jon heads to Katy, Texas, to save Bryant's Ice House, which is plagued by a bad reputation, an even worse location and a wild staff.

When Life Doesn't Hand You Lemons

S3 E35
Faced with a PDA-obsessed manager and an owner solely focused on his own retirement, the staff at Pat's Cocktails calls Jon for help.

I Smell a Rat

S3 E36
Jon is called in to help the owner of an Omaha, NE, hookah bar whose money is going up in smoke thanks to his staff's frat-house ways.

Scary Mary's

S3 E37
The lecherous owner of failing Texas dive Mary's Outpost crosses the line with one of Jon's experts.

Muscle Madness

S3 E38
Jon helps Justin and Michael, a pair of strippers who own The End Zone bar in Houston, put aside their differences before they lose more than just their shirts.