Season 3
Episode Guide
The Fun Bucket / The Patrick Show After Dark
S3
E1
The Stars celebrate Patrick's birthday at the Chum Bucket. Patrick and Squidina explore Bikini Bottom late at night.
Chopping Spree / All Bot Myself
S3
E2
Pat The Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall. After Captain Quasar replaces Pat-Tron with a more efficient robot, Pat-Tron works for the Star family.
Star-Robotics/Who's the Dummy Now?
S3
E3
In this fitness variety show, Patrick learns how to exercise. A family of dummies move into the Star home.
Patrick Show Land / Legend of the Lost Bathroom
S3
E4
The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home. Patrick and Squidina embark on a quest to find the lost bathroom.
Driven to Drive / A Patty in Time
S3
E5
In a Patrick Show episode about boats, Cecil teaches Patrick how to drive. Patrick time-travels in a race for the Krusty Krab's newest menu item.
Pat-per Route / Day of the Dartfish
S3
E6
Patrick helps Squidward with his newspaper delivery job to compensate for injuring him. In the midst of a typical day of scavenging, the Dartfish family discovers a thief in the Star home.
Something Stupid This Way Comes
S3
E7
Madame Hagfish shares tales of Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless and Patgor.
Thanks But No Thanksgiving
S3
E8
The Stars celebrate Thanksgiving with Bunny's side of the family in Klopnod.
Squidina's Holidaze Special
S3
E9
Squidina has to direct her school holiday play, but her script was mangled by Patrick.
Patty-Poo / Swaptoberfest
S3
E10
Patrick spawns an adorable mini-Patrick who quickly becomes the star of the show, until he outgrows the role. The Star family celebrated the Klopnodian holiday Swaptoberfest by swapping identities with each other.
Patrickle Jokes / Pat Roast
S3
E11
Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory. The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star".
All Out of Idea Bricks / A Fool Schooled
S3
E12
Patrick and Squidina follow their last idea bring into Randomland. After discovering that Patrick never finished behavioral training, the family home-schools him.
Get Ouch / Day of the Living Dad Jokes
S3
E13
After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house. Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse.