Episode Guide
Season 5
Episode Guide
It Hits The Fan
S5
E1
The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park tune in to hear the word "shit" on a popular TV show.
Cripple Fight!
S5
E2
Big Gay Al returns to South Park as the new scout leader. When he is fired for being gay, the boys rally to his defense with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy.
Scott Tenorman Must Die
S5
E4
After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
S5
E5
When the boys discover Terrance and Philip have called it quits, they'll go to any lengths to reunite the duo and recruit them for South Park's Earth Day festivities.
Cartmanland
S5
E6
Cartman inherits a million dollars from his grandmother and fulfills his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park: Cartmanland!
Proper Condom Use
S5
E7
In a time-honored tradition and right-of-passage, the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of sex by none other than Mr. Mackey.
Towelie
S5
E8
When the government steals their new Gamesphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back.
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
S5
E9
The kids of South Park have raised money to send to the children of Afghanistan, but the Government believes the Afghani children's thank you gift is contaminated with Anthrax and the boys are forced to take it back to Afghanistan.
How to Eat with Your Butt
S5
E10
Cartman gets Kenny's school picture on every "missing child" milk carton in the country.
The Entity
S5
E11
Mr. Garrison gets fed up with long lines, delayed flights and the airline industry in general and invents his own transportation device.
Here Comes The Neighborhood
S5
E12
Token is tired of being the only rich kid in town, and succeeds in attracting several other wealthy families to South Park.
Kenny Dies
S5
E13
In a very special episode of "South Park," Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem-cell research.