When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.

An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig

S1 E5

Kyle's mom won't let him keep his new pet, an elephant because it's so huge. So the boys turn turn to the Dr. Mephesto to genetically engineer a smaller elephant.

Death

S1 E6

Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show, "Terrance and Phillip."

Pinkeye

S1 E7

A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys night of Trick-or-Treating.

Starvin' Marvin

S1 E8

Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

S1 E9

While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle checks himself into the South Park mental asylum.

Damien

S1 E10

After being shunned by the others kids, Damien, the Son of Satan, calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate Pay-Per-View Boxing Match between good and evil.

Tom's Rhinoplasty

S1 E11

While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.

Mecha-Streisand

S1 E12

The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.

Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

S1 E13

Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.