When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help.

Wing

S9 E3

The boys set up a talent agency and pool all their resources and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away.

Best Friends Forever

S9 E4

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

The Losing Edge

S9 E5

The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning.

The Death of Eric Cartman

S9 E6

Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure that Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.

Erection Day

S9 E7

The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine, but first he must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones.

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S9 E8

A Global Warming State of Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

Marjorine

S9 E9

Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate a slumber party, in order to retrieve a future telling device Cartman is convinced the girls have.

Follow That Egg

S9 E10

In an effort to thwart her ex-lovers plans to get married, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

Ginger Kids

S9 E11

After the sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.

Trapped in the Closet

S9 E12

Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his "talent."

Free Willzyx

S9 E13

The boys try to rescue their new friend Willzyx, a talking space whale, from the Denver Sea Park and with the help of MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) get him home to the moon for $200.

Bloody Mary

S9 E14

Stan is embarrassed when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. Randy believes that only one thing can save him from his "disease," a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary in the next town.