Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.

You Have 0 Friends

S14 E4

When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

Crippled Summer

S14 E7

Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

Poor and Stupid

S14 E8

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

It's A Jersey Thing

S14 E9

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

Insheeption

S14 E10

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

Coon 2: Hindsight

S14 E11

"Coon and Friends" set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon's dismay, another Super Hero gets there first.

Mysterion Rises

S14 E12

Mysterion's true identity is revealed. Meanwhile, the Coon, scorned by his fellow Super Heroes, is out for revenge.

Coon vs. Coon & Friends

S14 E13

Coon and Friends find themselves at the mercy of Cartman who now has the dark lord, Cthulhu, doing his bidding. Kenny wrestles with the curse of his super power through his alter ego, Mysterion.

Crème Fraiche

S14 E14

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.