Episode Guide
Season 12
Episode Guide
Tonsil Trouble
S12
E1
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Britney's New Look
S12
E2
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Major Boobage
S12
E3
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Canada On Strike
S12
E4
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Eek, A Penis!
S12
E5
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Over Logging
S12
E6
The citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.
Super Fun Time
S12
E7
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
The China Probrem
S12
E8
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Breast Cancer Show Ever
S12
E9
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Pandemic
S12
E10
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.
Pandemic 2 - The Startling
S12
E11
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
About Last Night...
S12
E12
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Elementary School Musical
S12
E13
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.